Trinity: A History

Everyone who is anyone has been dying to know what Trinity is. Let me start off by saying that Trinity has always been around, and Trinity will be here after we our all gone. Snuffy has already provided the diagram of Trinity, which is the made up the Knights, McDonough's, and Pinkies. As you can see from the diagram, there are three points which make a triangle, hence Trinity. All the area that is in the triangle is also included in the Trinity. What the diagram fails to show is the Boom Boom Room at the Hilton which is in the Trinity's center. Trinity is also the area to be at on St. Patrick's day because River Street sucks and City Markets gets too crowded (thanks Tourist). Now that you know what Trinity is, it is now time to find out how Trinity began.

On February 11th, 2011. JJBA, Snuffy, and I were at the Knights of Columbus doing a little weekend drinking. During our time there, JJBA and I were talking about these three bars and how this area is the only area we go after the parade is over. We decided to form a group dedicated to this area. It was initially called the Gaelic Triad. About an hour later, we left the Knights and went to McDonough's. We then told Snuffy about it, and he said we should explain it by using a shamrock (this also the way St. Patrick, in all his infinite wisdom, explained the Holy Trinity). We then decided to change the name to Trinity, and of course we started screaming TRINITY as loud as we could. We did that about a hundred times, and even developed a handshake. Trinity members shake hands by only extending their index, middle, and rings fingers; and they also say TRINITY while doing it.

We concluded the night by making our last stop at the final point of Trinity, which is of course is Pinkies. We all drank Pabst in the booth where Father Albert's picture is and decided to make Trinity a legitimate organization. There you have it folks. This is Trinity. It was always here, and it will be here after we are gone. Bylaws will are coming in the near future. Until next time:

TRINITY!!!

Facts about Trinity:

Trinity members believe in the BC way of life, are God-fearing Christian Men, and will uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America. You can not be in Trinity if you have a problem with any of these beliefs.

More to come later.