Therefore, I announce my candidacy for the office of President of Trinity for the 2012-13 cycle. My qualifications include:
- I am a graduate of BC.
- I am a founding member of Trinity and The Seventeeners.
- I am an active member of the St. Patrick's Day Parade Committee and KofC 631.
If elected, I pledge to uphold and honor the values representative of the Trinity. I believe that membership in Trinity is a privilege, not a right, that must be earned by completing the Trinity. I believe that St. Patrick's Day is the best day of the year, unless it falls on a Sunday, in which case March 16th is the best day of the year. I believe that Savannah is the best city in the world and that BC is the best school in the world. God Bless America! Erin Go Braugh!
Paid for by the Committee to Eelect Pinkie President of Trinity.
